Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya
tha but lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi
Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ?
kya boley woh.
Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 478 views

BLONDOG

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pyar Ki Definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:

Pyar

Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.

Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,

Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

teri awaz sunnay ko

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Check mate

Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?
You can’t say NO or Yes…..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)