GOLU school me hans raha tha

MOLU chup kar

GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?

MOLU-mai monitor hu

GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 489 views

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah

1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha.

Sardar ne pucha khan sahib:

Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen.
Pathan bola:

Hmare han smester systm chlta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Iam feeling dizzy for one hour

patient:iam feeling dizzy for one hour after waking up
doctor:then get up one hour later than the usual time you get up..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A husband and wife

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Once Prince charles

Once Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner…
Prince said: “pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic!!”

and says,”pass the custard you bastard

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)