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Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi Sardar 250
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,


Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?


Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach
DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair ( lion ) samnay a gaya .

1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or bhagnay laga.

1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi Sardar 250
SARDAR k betay ki baraat thi
Sardar 250 afraad le k pohncha,


Larki ka baap: Tum ne tou kha tha k 50 bandey honge?


Sardar: bande 50 e ne, baqi saarey chawal ney.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K
SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'
EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'
EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;
SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your Engli


Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bal

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 sa
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 sardar bus main betha



us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia



sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
One cute and young girl

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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