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Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz
Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy

(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 526 views
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