Entertainment; 4091 Jokes
Ishq k Jazbat Ko Khudkashi Karni Pari
Panchiyon Ko Par Jala K Roshni Karni Pari
Ek Bachi Ki Bewafai Ko Bhulane K Liye
Jane Kitni Bachiyun Se Dosti Karni Pari. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Hasil Karli Hum Ne Sari EDUCATION
Phr Bbhi Na Samjh Saky LOVE Ki DEFINITION
Dil K Darwaze Pe Likha Hai NO ADMISSION
Phir Bhi Log Chale Aate Hy WITHOUT PERMISSION.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A song 4 You!
Agar Tum Mil Jao
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Tumhari Taangein Torr Deingy hum.
Tumhain Paa Kar. Tumharay Peechay Kutty Chor Daingy hum.
Bas Tum Mil Jaao.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro
Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO
Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai
Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
TRUE LOVE SONG:
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,
Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,
Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
People Says ,"SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"
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So What,
Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Your phone has been installed witha a new puzzle game. To play, Trow your phone against the wall.....
Then assemble the pieces.....
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A good advice from a good friend!
I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Police Wala Thanay main ek Mulzim ko bht maar raha tha..
Aur us par bht saare ILZAAM lag raha tha..
Isi dauraan usko phone aaya ke us ke ghar me BETA paida hoa hai..
FoneSun ker us ne doosron ko batya , ye sun kar Mulzim ghussay se Cheekha..
“DAAL de .. ye CASE bhi mere uppar daal de” :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha
“UR ja”
wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:
Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)