Men; 1817 Jokes

A man in Hell asked Devil

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Blind man

Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ak kanjos

ak KANJOOS ak admi ko hotle lay gaya.
to KANJOOS osay bar bar ak ak glass pani ka la
kar pelata hai.
ADMI tang ho kar KANJOOS say.
bhai sahab tori se roti lay ao halaq main pani panse
gaya hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ki mout

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya
ae”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Poor theif

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya.
Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi
hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan
dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm
baja aur police aa gayi.”
Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se
vishwas uth gaya hai!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola

1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Bhikari Pathan Se:

Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

Bhikari: G Han.


Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
when i was teenager

When I Was Young Teenager,

A Cute Girl In Class Secretly Passed Me A Chit Which Only Said ‘Sex?’

I Passed Her A Chit Back Saying ‘Male’…

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Ek Angrez ko raat

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi. tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.

Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam

Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kr Sakte Ho?
Pathan: Mai Snake K Sath Khel Skta Hon
Admi: Wo Kese?
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mai
Snake Wala Game Jo Hai;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne

Pathan Tanki Saaf Karne Chatt Pe Gayan Tanki Per Qawwa Betha Tha
Pathan Jaldi Se Neeche Utra
Or Seerhi Hata K Bola:
Beta Mai To Utar Gaya
Tu Kese Ayega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Darakht Py Chara

Pathan Darakht Py Chara
Tu Opar Bandar Ny Pocha:
Opar Q Aya?

Pathan: APPLE Khanay!

Bandar: Ye Tu MANGO Ka Darakht Hai

Pathan: Saalay Apple Sath Laya Hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha

1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K 1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…

Sardar:NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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