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Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey culture ko seekne

Eik gora pakistan aya hamarey culture ko seekne
aur jab wapus aya tho logo ne usey poocha ke kya
seeka hai thumne tho bola "BIJLEE RALA BIJLEE
LARA!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar got a job in AIRTel

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?
Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put
BSNL,thank u 4caling

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Different roles of Funny Man

Different roles of Funny Man in life: Sagai ke time
superman,,Shadi ke time Gentleman,15 saal baad
Watchman,25 saal baad Doberman.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek kadvaa sach

Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt
Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?
Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…
Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh
Band Karke Aatey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon
nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey
se fursat mille

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah
pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik phtan

Aik pthan dokan dar k pas jakr pakistan ka Flag
mangta hai
phair wo shoopkeeper ko kuch kehta hai
jis ko sun kr wo pagal ho jata hai
thinkis main aur colour dekhao.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Do sardar

Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy
1st sardar:
bohat garmi hy yar
2nd:
Han yar agar din hota to kahin chhaon mai beth

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 phtano k dermayan larai hui

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Log kehte he hosyar mard

Log kehte he hoshiyar mard ache Pati sabit hote he
Mai Unse Puchna Chahta Hu
Ki Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hote Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kal aik aadmi

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine
Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
4 admi aik sath

Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath
Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A depressed person

A depressed person got connected 2 a call center
in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of
suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a
plane...?!--

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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