Other; 3338 Jokes
Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
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"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ques: Wo konsi ek baat hai Jo Students hazaro'n saal pahly bhi kahty tay, Aaj bhi kahty hain, owr Qayamat tak kahty rahengay?
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Ans: Bus yarr kal se parhayi shuru karunga
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)