Other; 3338 Jokes
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer'..
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!
Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife To Husband : , Dear This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command, ,
Husband Replied : , , , Darling ,,, , It's a Computer Not Your Husband
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Husband Bivi Se: Pani Pila Do …
Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai
Husband (Gussey se): ” Nahi ” Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se “LEAK” to Nahi Hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_ Aby kiya dus lon? Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi Parso Hi Tu…
B.V Chil’la K Kia Kaha? Kia Parso? Bolo? Kia Kaha Tm Ny? Kia Parso? Bolo? Jaldi Bolo? =X
Husband (Aajizi Se) Kuch Nahi Begam Main Tu Ye Keh Raha Tha K Parso B Ek Hi Suit Laye Thi Aaj 2 Le Laiti Na …
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.
Pati: Ye kya?
Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?
Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Admi Ne Apni Wife Ko Letter Likha Ke Begum is Month Salary Nahi MiLi Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej Raha Ho I LOVE U
Wife Ne Reply kiya:
Aapka Letter Mila Salary ke Badle 100 KISS milay 16 Kiss Sabzi waLay ko diye 29 KISS school k principal ko DiyeDoodh wala 7 kiss Pe Razi Nahi Hua Usko 12 kiss Dene Paray Malik Makan To KISS Pe Razi Hi Nahi Hua THa USko kiss K Sath Jhappi Bhi Deni Pari Mahina Aram Se Guzar Gaya Dont Worry I LOVE U 2
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
BV Kitchen Se Boli: Sunty Ho, Main Din ba Din Khoobsurat Hoti Ja Rhi Hn
Shohar: Acha Wo Kaisy
BV: Ab to Mujh Se Rotiyan Bhi Jalny Lagi Hain
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Padri Dosray Se Yaar Meri B.V Ghar Baar Sab Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq De Dia,
Doosra Padri:(Rotay Huay) Yaar Tum To Buhat Khushnaseeb Ho Meri Begum Ne Mujh Se Pran,Pardhan,Izat,Dolat Sb Kuch Le Lia Or Talaaq phr Nai Dia
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)