gala check kerna hai
Husband Bivi Se: Pani Pila Do …
Bivi : Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai
Husband (Gussey se): ” Nahi ” Gala Check Karna Hai Kahin se “LEAK” to Nahi Hai
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 547 views
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