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2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
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1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
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2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
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1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan Kon Banega Crorepati Main:
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Q: What is you Father Name?
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Pathan: Plz Options?
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A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan
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Pathan: Life Line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze
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Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
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Pathan: My Last Life line Phone a Friend.
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Kisko Call Karengy?
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Pathan: Apny Baap Dilawar Ko

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny


Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
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Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
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Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
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Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek pathan bus me jarha tha,
saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge.
pathan tang a kar bola"
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O khala jaldi faisla kro hum 4 stop aagay aa gaya hay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
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Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
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Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Air hostes to pathan in plane khan sahb ap kia lainge
pathan.
Me neeche uter kar rakshaw loonga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan:Tm ne mujhe dokha dia ha
Dukandar:Sir mai nay apko asli radio dia hy.
Pathan: Radio par MADE in JAPAN hy,
or ON kro to kehta hai ye radio pakistan hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Bathay kr rahey the
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
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Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
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"Pak gya hon"
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
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“R U suffering from fever”?
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Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
Congrats
Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan PCO
Gaya
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Aur
operator ko 2 zordaar thappar lagaye,
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Guess
y?
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?
?
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?
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Bcoz
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Shop per likha tha k
Number milane se pehle 2 lgana mat bhuln

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?
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Pathan: MEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi
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Us k SEENAY per "PRESS" likha tha
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Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me andar.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan: Doctor Sahib chashma lga k hum Akhbar parh sake ga na?
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Doctor: Haan, bilkul...!
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Pathan: Phir theek hy.
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Warna un-parh ki zindgi b koi zindgi hy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

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