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Sardar

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Aik doctor apne dost se:
?yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:?tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai
Husband:- Don?t worry jaldi aajaunga.
Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

zindgi bay hal hai.
sur hai na tall hai.
messege box b kangal hai.
kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.
yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile ki zindgi ka sawal hai......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!

Just A Second, Don''t Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

?NARRA?:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

eacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Judge: tm pe cycle chori krne ka ilzaam ssaabit nai hua,lehaaza tmhe baa-izzat bari kiya jata hy
Sardaar: ayda matlb mai cycle rkh lawan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale loogoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun?
kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.

Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya?

Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.

Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

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