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Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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replY... =P
Answers :
1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho
2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga
3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti
4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat
5: Aj to meri kher nai
6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga
7: Hansi a rhe hy
8: Allah kre movie achi aye
9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae
10: Rona a rha hy ;->
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Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?
1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?
2. Muaf Kardo Gy?
3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?
4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?
5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?
Reply Me.
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A HUSBAND''s CUTE LOVE QUOTE
Even my child too started 2
walk without any support.
but my wife still feels
2 hold my hand while walking..... :)
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Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do
Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?
Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?
Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
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A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"
The Sardar Looked
At Sky & Said,
"Where, Where"???
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
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Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.
Sardar Jumped In2 D Train
& Shouted To Wife"
U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
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Santa:My wedding is going to happen
Banta:Whats the problem now.?
Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D
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1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->
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Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
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A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->
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A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->
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The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,
and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D
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