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What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
140 chars (1 sms)
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)
(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)
397 chars (3 sms)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
134 chars (1 sms)
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
134 chars (1 sms)
Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone
Frnd: Wht Hapend?
Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
169 chars (2 sms)
Bartender: I Think
U''ve Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost
My Wife , Buddy !
Bartender: Well, It Must
Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost
Impossible ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
181 chars (2 sms)
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya
Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi
Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye
Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
154 chars (1 sms)
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
286 chars (2 sms)
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
286 chars (2 sms)