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A Man Goes For Fishing,&
Catches A Big Fish..
He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..
Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".
Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...
Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:
"Geo Musharaf";-
299 chars (2 sms)
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday
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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.
Shopkeeper;size kai hai?
Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
161 chars (2 sms)
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
272 chars (2 sms)
The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
100 chars (1 sms)
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
198 chars (2 sms)
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
312 chars (2 sms)
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
95 chars (1 sms)
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
265 chars (2 sms)
A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
282 chars (2 sms)
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .
Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
141 chars (1 sms)