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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!
Should Be Buried or Cremated.?
Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.
Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
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Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
&
later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
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Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.
Wife Opens d Door.
Sharabi asks Who r u?
Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?
He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
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Sharabi Knocks The Door Of His Home
Wife Opens The Door
Sharabi Asks : Who Are U
Wife : How Dare U 4get Ur Wife
Sharabi : Sharab Har Gham Bhula Deti Hai ;->
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HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
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Love Easy to say
Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel
Difficult to deal…
Difficulty is a part of Life…
But That’s the reason…
Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
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