16. Santa n Banta were watchin

16. Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.

When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.

Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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