16. Santa n Banta were watchin
16. Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match.
When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 912 views
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