FARAZ

faraz apni b.v. sy
HATA LO APNY CHEHRY SY YE ZULFEIN AEY JAAN-E-FARAZ,
AGLI BAAR KHANY MEIN BAAL AYA TOW SAJNI SY GAJNI BANA DU GA...

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 967 views
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