What is the fastest thing in world?

What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
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