exam
Rano k Pappa ; Paper kesa hua?
Rano : Q1 reh gya, Q2 aa nhi raha tha,
Q4 karna bhol gya, Q5 nazar nhi aya
DAD: OR Q3?
SON: Sirf wohi ghalat hua hy..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 585 views
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