Aik pathan dosre pathan se
Aik over mein kitni ball phainki jati hain?

Dosra pathan: 6

Pehla pathan: ghalat, aik over mein aik hi ball 6 martaba phainki jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 734 views

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Some dreams

A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ghungat ki waja

Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?



Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

JIN admi sy

JIN admi sy:

kya hukm hy mery aqa

Admi:mere lye "sheela"sy shadi ka intzam kro,
... .
.
.
Jin:Aqa hukam kro begerat mat bano BHABI hy tmhari;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)