Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya
Daketi Karne 1 Bank Gaya Or Kaha

Arz Hai
Takdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega,

Handsup,Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega..:-D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!) / 942 views

Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy

Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy
1st sardar:
bohat garmi hy yar
2nd:
Han yar agar din hota to kahin chhaon mai beth jaty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

aik police walay ka beta exam

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bad Habits

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi

Aik pathan ki cow gum ho geyi
Or woh report darj karane ke liye thaney geya

Sipahi ne report darj karte hoey poochaTumhari cow ki nishani kia hai

Pathan ne kahan k janab wohChalte hoey dum hilati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)