Airhostes ask 2 lalu -- r u veg or non veg?

Lalu -- i m INDIAN.

Air again ask no sir i mean r u shakahari or maashahari?

Lalu -- Na re sasuri i m Bihari.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay

Pathan: Hum 25 behan bhai hai.

Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey.

Pathan: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Admi Doctor Se

Admi Doctor Se: Lambi Umar Ka Koi Tarika Batao?

Doctor Shadi Kar Lo.

Admi: Kia Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ?

Doctor: Nahi ! Ye ShoQ Khatam Ho Jayega ::-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar to his wife

Sardar to his wife:

Ajj 4 wajjy khotian di race ae, mein othey jana ae…

Sardarni: Turya jaanda nahi, ty race laan jana ae…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Heart Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two
white coated doctors searching through the flower
beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a
heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and
want to find a suitable stone."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)