Sardar
Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
.
Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
.
Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 763 views
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Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??
Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice.
He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said..
Bole To.. Torch Theek hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 kuta ek shekh ki roti cheen k bhaga
Shekh b kute k pechy bhaga Jab shekh bhagte bhagty thak gya to ruk k bola
ay Allah is roti ka swab dada marhoom ko dena.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar teacher nai exam ke liye Question. Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye ..Question. thy :-
1. China kis Desh me hai ?
... 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kaun Dafan hai ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho
Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne
Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???
Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lrka: Meri os jgah
hath lagao jahan
haddi na ho
Lrki
muskratey huey:
Chal phir nikal
bahir,
pakron
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zubaan ko
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay
Khushbu wala Msg
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
While visiting Santa's house,
Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.
Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.
Banta Asked why the Small one was There.
Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)