Bacha-Mis Mai apko kesa lgta hu

Bacha-Mis Mai apko kesa lgta hu
M:so sweet
B:To mai apne mumy-papa ko apk ghr kb beju
M-vo Q
B-taki vo hmari bat age chlaye
M-ye kya bkwas h

B-tution k liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 567 views
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