Teacher:tumhare abu kia kam karte hain?
Studend:G.K.N.C Company k malik hain.
Teacher:acha ye G.K.N.C ka kia matlb hai?
Student:gul khan naswar center

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1136 views

Sardar key promotion ho gayi

Sardar key promotion ho gayi executive se manager

wo ghar gaya b.v ko new style main bataya tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’ b.v behosh

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Comments On Love

Nice Comments
For ” LOVE ”

Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi,

Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai,
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Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ladki apna result dekh ke..

ladki apna result dekh ke...

kya?
main fail ho gayi aur wo bhi english mai

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unpossible

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Conversations In Hindi

Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.

Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.

Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA

Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?

Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)