Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1007 views

main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon

Aik qaidi ne sathi ko bataya k main chori k jurm main pakra geya hon, waise ghalti meri hi thee..,

woh kaise? doosry ne poocha,

howa yoon ke main ne kutty se dosti karne main 2 mah laga deya aur chori wali raat mera pair billi ki dumm per aa geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Minimum & Maximum

Teacher: U Call Ur Mother As Mum..

What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?

Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj padhna pena

Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina,
Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass
krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh
ne rehna

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Get A Heart Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.

"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"

"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bv ko theak karne ka tareeqa

Bv ko 2 min me theak karne ka tareeqa

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Agr ap k pas koi hai tu batao warna aik parcham k sae tale hum aik hain hum aik hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)