1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan
1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
.
Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye.
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