pathan
1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?
pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 850 views
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Nalayak bano to aise bano k
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"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
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Lo dessoo
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Achi Lagti Hai
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