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Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Girl Friend: Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:Meine Suna Tha K ..
Har Cheez Meezan Mein
Achi Lagti Hai

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