Pathan with Girl Friend

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Girl Friend: Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:Meine Suna Tha K ..
Har Cheez Meezan Mein
Achi Lagti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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