Maulvi ki hawa nikal gai

Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia

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