Boy and girl of class 2

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 596 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Chidiya Ki Aankh

Arjun: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Fod Sakta Hoon”
Rajni Kant: “Main Chidiya Ki Aankh Ki Retina Ke
Blood Vessels Ke R.B.C Ke
Haemoglobin Ke Protein Ke Sixth Amino Acid Ke
Hydrogen Bond Ko Fod Sakta Hoon”
Arjun: “Guru Ji, Aap To Serious Ho Gaye, Mene To
Majak Mein Bola Tha“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
There Is No Word

Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”

Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare abbu

Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kya kaam karte hain?

Bacha:
HPS k maalik hain.

Teacher:
Nice.Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?

Bacha:
“Haji Pkora shop”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naik pathan!

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Dost dost na raha.

Dost dost na raha.
Piyar piyar na raha.
Jab jaib se paisey khatam hogaey.
To dukaan pe udhaar na raha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar


Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
.
Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar asked his servant

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.
Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Dunya me kitne Bar-e-Azam hen?

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…
Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat
nikal jaye gi…!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Accident kerne per arrest

Santa ko Police Ne Accident Karne Pe
Arrest Kiya..
Judge:Aakhir Ye Accident
Hua Kaise?
Santa:Kyaa Pata Sir,
Me to so Raha Tha....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

Teacher. Class Ka Group

Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai

Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai

Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain

Santa:MBA ka fullform kya ha..

Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab

Santa ki sadi nurse se ho ja..

5 rupy ka sawal

Kon Bane ga Karor Pati

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook