70 year old man asked his wife.
70 year old man asked his wife. Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?
Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 540 views
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Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.
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