MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko
roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 742 views
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