Ik raat light chali gayi.

Ik raat light chali gayi.

Marathi Husband: Kam se kam fan to chala do.

Funny Marathi Wife: Kar di na Marathi wali baat. Fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 703 views
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