1 Sardar bachpan se heran-o-pareshan

1 Sardar bachpan se heran-o-pareshan our Tension mai tha
Yai soch kar ke mairi behn ke 2 bhai hain, aur maira 1 bhai kion?

Lo dessoo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 699 views
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