1 Gujjar ki MAJJ
1 Gujjar ki MAJJ Masjid me chali gai.
Molvi sahib ne Gujjar ko bohat danta.
Gujjar bola Molvi sab janwar c ghalti nal aa gya kadi sanu wekhya je
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