1 Gujjar ki MAJJ

1 Gujjar ki MAJJ Masjid me chali gai.

Molvi sahib ne Gujjar ko bohat danta.

Gujjar bola Molvi sab janwar c ghalti nal aa gya kadi sanu wekhya je

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