Nalayak bano to aise bano
Nalayak bano to aise bano k
Jis din kitab kholo to Khud kitab ke panne tumse puchhe
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai ??????
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 995 views
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