Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views

Olivia

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia, so get out my house!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko

pathan: yar main ne apni bv ko matric kerwaya inter kerwaya BA kerwaya, MA kerwaya, ab kia karu.
Sardar: ab ek acha sa ladka dekh ker shadi kerwado.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

FATHER: How Are Y

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You
Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Eid key agley din do dost aapas mein miley.

Ek dost ney doosrey sey poocha, “Tum ney rozey to rakhey hon gey?”

Doosra dost: “Woh bhayee!, baat yeh hey key beemari ki wajah sey doctor ney rozey rakhney sey mana ker diya tha”

Pehla dost, “Acha eid ki namaz to parhi ho gi”

Doosra dost: “Arey yaar kahan, beemari ney uthna bethna mushkil ker diya tha, namaz kaisey parhta”

Pehla dost: “Acha eid ki sawayyan to khai hon gi”

Doosra dost: “To kia mein eid ki sawayyan bhee na khata? Kia bilkul hi kaafir samajh rakha hey?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)