Teacher Teacher Ka Farak Hai
Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”
Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“
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