Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming

Haathi Chuntiyo k Swimming Pool Mei Ja Gira

To Saari Chuintiya Baahir Nikal Aayi

1 Chuinti Haathi ki Peeth Pr Charh Gai

To Doosri Boli..

Dooba De Saaley ko

Larkiyo ko Chherta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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