Train mein warning likhi thi
Train mein warning likhi thi:
"Bina Ticket waale Yatri Hoshiyar!"
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Golu: Wah!
Aur jo ticket lekar yatra kar rahe hai,
Wo sab saale Gadhe hai kya??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 909 views
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