Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda
Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla
Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1072 views
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