The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
really works

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views

jin ki chekian

Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya

Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian

Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian

Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?

Sardar:
The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon

Pessenger :Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?..

Phatan :Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .;p

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dumb lawyers

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.

"I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer.

"No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith.

"Do you think you can make it a little sooner?" pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it’s starting to rain."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kid Calling To School

Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)