Santa saw a board
Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views
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