I was stopped 4 speeding!
The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.

I replied "Got here as fast as I can". he laugh and let me go!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 836 views

pathan interview k liye gya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.

interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Me naya FM Radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai

Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??

Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.

Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Retired Couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are discussing all aspects of their future.

"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband asked wife.

After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age."

Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”

Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa jae ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)