Height of Emotional Atyachaar
Height of Emotional Atyachaar-
GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi
BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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