Mathematics Teacher
Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views
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