Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni
Santa:-Agar Teri Bivi Ko Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega?
Banta:-Mujhe Kya Karna ! Ye Do Behno Ka Aapsi Mamla Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 811 views
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