A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1070 views

Sher He Karega

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,

"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"
Hero bolya,

"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho

Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?

Boy: Arey nahin !!

Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two Brilliant Minds

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pathan Pani Peene Gaye To Glass Ulta Pada Tha.

Pehle Santa Ne Uthaya Aur Kaha.

Santa : “Iska To Muh Hi Band Hai”

Phir Pathan Ne Uthaya Aur Bola.

Pathan: “Abe Ye To Neeche Se Bhi Toota Hua Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match

Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5 Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure Hota Hy,

Kya?

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SOCHO,

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Yehi K,

YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon Bolega?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Oye kion jhoot bolta hay

1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)