A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1096 views

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the

Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya

2sra choha bola

Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz

Pati-Malum Hota Hai Ki Daraaz Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai..


Patni-Aap Ne


Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Is Me Mere Sendal Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Rajnikant became

Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team...
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Don't evn try to guess wat happnd..!. :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Chota bacha road par

1 Chota bacha road par Potti kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jane lage to bacha bola,

O Kanoon k rakhwalo,

Saboot to utha Lo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sone ka haar

Patni- Muje Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhe
Saat Janmo Tak Chahungi.
Pati- Haar Ke Saath Kangan Bhi Dunga, Lekin
Baat Isi Janam Tak Hi Rehne Do.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)